when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?
A) It’s irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and
😎 It’s even more frustrating when you weren’t actually trying to make an emoji.
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you WISH you were eating sweet mulberries from a stranger’s overgrown tree at twilight in a silent neighborhood
why is this getting notes. i was just bragging about my evening it was meant to be like a 2-3 note post with nothing but likes from mutuals
Politely, you did post something quiet and sweet on the yearning website
ok that one’s on me
ok.
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Whats the saddest meal you can think of?
…………cheesy peasy…..
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drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don’t have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days
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not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.
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cat purrs are so funny they’re like hello i need everyone to know. that i am cozy
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🛸 .。.:*° 🌙 • .°• 🚀 ✯ .°• ★ * ° .。.:*・°. .°• 🛰 °· 🪐. • ° • ☄ .。.:* ・°☆. • .°•💫 .。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°
mutuals look we are in the planetarium together
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sometimes, the only way i know my roommate is still alive is the $30 cheese that appears and disappears from our fridge
the reviews are in
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i like the genre of animal photos where you can tell they just dipped their face into a carcass and they dont even care (artistic interpretation)
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Show your unwavering support for Costco’s iconic $1.50 hot dog combo. This shirt lets you wear your love for the unbeatable value proudly. Get it HERE!
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they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy
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cub2:
ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic
Of course, it’s Sonic’s birthday today! (23rd of June)
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king minos: get this monster out of my sight!! put it in a labryinth so i never have to look at it again!! gods holy fuck!!!
the minotaur, born like a day ago:
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